Taoism: Shit happens!
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama ding ding!
Hinduism: This shit happend before!
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage!
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius says "Shit happens"!
7th day adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays!
Protestantism: Shit won`t happen if I work harder!
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it!
Jehova`s witnesses: Knock knock, "Shit happens"!
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again, and again, and again!
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
TV Evangelism: Send more shit!
Rastafarianism: Let`s smoke this shit!
Atheism: No shit!
Sursa: somewhere in the World Wide Web...