sâmbătă, 19 noiembrie 2011

Statistic

Have you ever thought about the possibility of your existence?
Let me help you to imagine that better:

#1. On average, man produces around 2 000 000 fertile spermatozoids per day.
#2. That`s around 45 000 000 000 spermatozoids during average man`s life.
#3. Every single spermatozoid has its particular DNA.
#4. Averagely, man raises up to 3 children throughout his lifespan.
#5. Possibility that your father`s single spermatozoid will become exactly YOU is 1:15 000 000 000.


BUT IS THAT ALL?
OF COURSE NOT!



#6. Possibility that your grandfather`s single sperm will become your father and that your father`s single sperm will become YOU is 1:144 000 000 000 000 000 000.
#7. Possibility of your existence after 10 generations (one generation is 25 years) is 1:600 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000.
#8. Possibility of your existence since the beginning of mankind is 1:18 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000... (and 500 000 more zeros)

BUT IS THAT ALL?
OF COURSE NOT!




#9. These calculations are based only on fatherhood`s factor. Calculations do not include such factors as motherhood, death by natural causes, death by unnatural causes, child`s death before adulthood, etc.
#10. If statistics would include all factors, possibility of YOUR existence would be almost zero.

AND WHAT`S NEXT?


Next, after realizing how unthinkably huge coincidence you are . . .

After realizing that your existence should be almost 0%, but here you are, 100% . . .

It`s about goddamn time to make those numbers count!

But for now...


It would be enough just to appreciate the fact that you are alive!!!
Sursa aici.

marți, 1 noiembrie 2011

Religions of the world

Taoism: Shit happens!
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama ding ding!
Hinduism: This shit happend before!
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage!
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius says "Shit happens"!
7th day adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays!
Protestantism: Shit won`t happen if I work harder!
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it!
Jehova`s witnesses: Knock knock, "Shit happens"!
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again, and again, and again!
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
TV Evangelism: Send more shit!
Rastafarianism: Let`s smoke this shit!
Atheism: No shit!

Sursa: somewhere in the World Wide Web...